Halt, Who Goes There?

i hate sitting down for a long period of time because i cant feel my butt afterwards. so dont expect too much from me. why am i doing a blog then? good question. to tell you the truth, as in right now, i'm bored to death. and i figured i'm not popular enough to have a twitter account. so, in order to gain the popularity, i'm gonna start writing blogs.

ok, this is me lying to you and being sarcastic. i hate the fact that regular people tend to update their status. like, "im shitting in a toilet and there is a cell number written on the door". and it ticks me off just to know that they are ugly.

i may sound serious, but i'm not. write that down. i lie when i have to. i even lie if i want to. so get used to it. aint everything i say is true. so dont go around and say that Drake has this theory of making pigs fly. i may write as if i have that theory but i dont.

i.am.mclovin.